so i was on my way to the Amish Activists of Canada Convention in Quebec when all of a sudden i came upon this little turtle in the road munching on a daisy.

"Hi" said the turtle, "my name is Gregory."

"Hello", said I. "What is that in your mouth?"

"A magic daisy" said he.

"What does it do?" I asked.

"It makes me apathetic." said Gregory.

"Apathetic towards what?" I asked.

Just then Gregory looks down the road and sees a red truck coming. He walked across the street. I tried to stop him, but it was too late.